23-year-old University of Calgary student, studying English (Honours, Creative Writing Concentration), and Social and Cultural Anthropology (Honours). Occasional wastrel, reluctant idealist, bisexual. Likes books, art, magpies, freckles, leaving marks, smart people who give a fuck, picking fights with her cat, proofreading, and whiskey.

lestradisms:

  • john watson is not helpless
  • john watson can take care of himself, thank you very much 
  • john watson is a soldier, a fighter, and a very intelligent man
  • john watson is far more than just capable, and sherlock holmes knows this better than anyone.

(Source: tinyarcher)


He’s getting further and further away, like a distant star. And this man arrives, who essentially makes him [Sherlock] more human and together they make a perfect unit.”- Mark Gatiss 

He’s getting further and further away, like a distant star. And this man arrives, who essentially makes him [Sherlock] more human and together they make a perfect unit.”
- Mark Gatiss 

(Source: astheplanetsbend)

shwatsonlocked:

bakerstreetboyfriends:

riddlewraith:

ibeggedformercytwice:

televisionismypatronus:

mystolenthunder:

yourlandladynotyourmanservant:

myrealityisobscured:

sussexdowns:

murrehtrishoos:

sussexdowns:

murrehtrishoos:

theraggedyhipster:

SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU

#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends

#none of your property is sacred#personal space is a non-issue#all your money are belong to me#you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself#starving is always a possibility#as is ingesting toxins by mistake#insults will be issued on a regular basis#oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…

#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music#also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk

#You’ll be expected to come when I call#A bit like a dog actually#But a dog that understands text messages…#Actually speaking of text messages: you’ll be expected to send my texts when I am too lazy to do so myself and this includes times when you are half way across London and have to run all the way back#Also you’ll have to ignore your doctor’s instincts because I don’t take shit from anyone and I’ll neglect food and load up on excessive amounts of nicotine patches and punch sleep in it’s metaphorical face if I want to because I can and there’s nothing you can do about it#My brother will stop by more regularly than pleasurable and probably victimize you with insults you won’t even understand until three days later#Which I may also do at times#You’ll be doing all of the house keeping because our landlady is in fact not a housekeeper and I can’t be bothered to do anything about that but make bigger messes so good luck with that#The bills and all manner of unpleasant business will be your responsibility#Including dealing with Anderson after I tell him off#And you’ll inevitably have to deal with the fact that people are going to assume that I not only dominate all of your time and effort in every day life but also you in the bedroom#They’re going to call you gay John#Very very gay

THEY ARE GOING TO CALL YOU GAY JOHN

VERY VERY GAY

^

This post just keeps getting better and better every time it appears on my dash.

ALWAYS REBLOG.

#I am going to ruin every relationship you are in #I’ll make you my friend #before I drug you and force you into a cage #I’ll then drag you half way across London #after you punch the chief superintendent #from that I’ll then just jump off a building #and leave you depressed for three years #You’ll be the grieving widow #The very very gay grieving widow

OMG these tags. All of them! XD

#The very very gay grieving widow

#And when I show up a few years down the line  #You will punch me in the face before offering tea  #I will bring the milk for the first time in our entire relationship  #to make up for the last few years of you being a very very gay grieving widow

basicallyfillinginfortheskull:

[[HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. I just had a eureka. Look at the goddamn headline. That’s ST. BART’S. Generally with that kind of intense construction, there are lifts and platforms all over the place for the workers to access various points of the face of the building. I will slap the shit out of Moffat and Gatiss if this turns out to be the big thing everyone is overlooking and Sherlock just jumped down onto a platform we couldn’t see, or something. I will literally slap them from across the entire ocean. I seriously bet this is the something everyone’s overlooking, though, since it’s kind of obviously RIGHT FRIGGIN’ THERE but everybody’s obsessed with analyzing the shit out of the end sequence instead. Oh man. I feel like a temporary genius.]]

basicallyfillinginfortheskull:

[[HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. I just had a eureka. Look at the goddamn headline. That’s ST. BART’S. Generally with that kind of intense construction, there are lifts and platforms all over the place for the workers to access various points of the face of the building. I will slap the shit out of Moffat and Gatiss if this turns out to be the big thing everyone is overlooking and Sherlock just jumped down onto a platform we couldn’t see, or something. I will literally slap them from across the entire ocean. I seriously bet this is the something everyone’s overlooking, though, since it’s kind of obviously RIGHT FRIGGIN’ THERE but everybody’s obsessed with analyzing the shit out of the end sequence instead. Oh man. I feel like a temporary genius.]]